Ten reasons why, in my highly biased opinion, Citibank sucks. I am sure there are many more, and you probably have your own favorites as well.
#10 Too busy assessing late fees and increasing interest rates without warrant, Citi never sleeps.
#9 Bank of America already holds the title for "blows."
#8 Easy way to “earn” taxpayer money - but for $45 billion, they'd better do more than just “sloppy yawns.”
#7 No reasoning with customer service, which has only one reason: frontline idiocy
#6 Loyalty means nothing, especially to long-standing account holders.
#5 The U.S. government owns 36%.
#4 Foreign investment firms, mainly based in the Middle East, own 26%.
#3 Even Ticketmaster makes fun of them for their unscrupulous tactics.
#2 With their name on the Mets' stadium, suckage is practically a guarantee.
#1 After suffering through several historic crises, they’re used to being on their knees.
#10 Too busy assessing late fees and increasing interest rates without warrant, Citi never sleeps.
#9 Bank of America already holds the title for "blows."
#8 Easy way to “earn” taxpayer money - but for $45 billion, they'd better do more than just “sloppy yawns.”
#7 No reasoning with customer service, which has only one reason: frontline idiocy
#6 Loyalty means nothing, especially to long-standing account holders.
#5 The U.S. government owns 36%.
#4 Foreign investment firms, mainly based in the Middle East, own 26%.
#3 Even Ticketmaster makes fun of them for their unscrupulous tactics.
#2 With their name on the Mets' stadium, suckage is practically a guarantee.
#1 After suffering through several historic crises, they’re used to being on their knees.
©2010 Steve Sagarra
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