MINISTRY OF DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY
Department of Agriculture
Department of Commerce & Labor* [combined/renamed]
Department of Energy
Department of Transportation
Department of Treasury
MINISTRY OF COMMON DEFENSE
Department of Defense & Homeland Security* [combined/renamed]
Department of Intelligence & Espionage* [new]
Department of Justice
Department of State
Department of Veterans Affairs
MINISTRY OF GENERAL WELFARE
Department of Education
Department of Health & Human Services
Department of Housing & Urban Development
Department of Interior
Now, granted this scheme doesn't exactly cut down the number of departments. However, there would be only THREE “Ministers” as opposed to the current FIFTEEN “Secretaries.” 3 < 15…and can be counted on one hand (not to mention that combining a few departments reduces that number to 14). Plus, they now succinctly represent the three areas of most importance to the sustainability of our republic – domestic tranquility, common defense and general welfare. So, while these may be the times that once again try our souls, I believe it is a time for streamlining the bureaucracy that will try it as well.
Please see to these changes. Thank you.
©2012 Steve Sagarra